And shepherds we will be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
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This episode scarred me for life
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when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
kingdom hurts 0/10 would not recommend
Candid snapchats are the best
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
i can vouch for this but my brother still takes 1 1/2 hour showers
Neil deGrasse Tyson is Tired of Your Shit - Imgur
Did you know he was on the Big Bang theory?
Anonymous asked: Would you date a heavier girl
Uhh my last ex wasn’t exactly thin, so it’s a possibility.
Depends on the person I guess. I try not to judge, but it’s human nature. But yeah I guess I would. Not really looking for a relationship at the moment anon, sorry!
Anonymous asked: Craziest thing you've ever done during sex?
WOW. Ok hi anon asking weirdly personal question out of the blue. Huh let me think.
Are we talking kinkiest thing? Because I’m fairly straightforward.
However, at one point I was making the intimate times with a girl when out of nowhere I heard Tony Stark in the back of my head just say
In the dead silence of the room that just popped into my head and I lost my shit. Then, when I started cracking up, still going with the lady friend, she asked “What’s so funny??” In the same exact voice as Crowley from Supernatural in the same way he says “Well how about you don’t miss??!!”
I fell off the fucking bed I started laughing so hard. Took a few minutes to pull myself together
"Score" means "20"
So “four score” means ” 4 20”
Basically I had inadvertedly told America to blaze it.