"I'm not the hero! I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt"
Seth MacFarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"

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    deansass:

    I stayed up till 6:30 am and I all remember is writing something because I was literally 90% asleep when I wrote this

    I decided to see it again today and I just

    please never let me write when I’m falling asleep again

    I’m so high and freaking out and this is the greatest thing ever

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  3.   allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one


This man has taken Tumblr by storm, and I think it’s the greatest possible outcome

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    allonsymate:

    aedisons:

    (x)

    we have found our next chosen one

    This man has taken Tumblr by storm, and I think it’s the greatest possible outcome

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    mark-the-hour:

    zeklos:

    ericnally:

    a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous 

    a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

    OH MY GOD THANK YOU

    FINALLY THANK YOU

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    idioticteen:

    harrystyls:

    what is white culture

    clapping after an airplane lands

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    sandandglass:

    Source

    but who’s the asshole who was like “nah”

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  7.   official-sciencesideoftumbler:

you can see her suddenly realize what he’s talking about

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    official-sciencesideoftumbler:

    you can see her suddenly realize what he’s talking about

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    ttwas:

    send me things like:

    • would you rathers
    • fuck marry kills
    • top 5s
    • cool stories or facts
    • how your day was
    • describe who your crush is
    • what you want to be when you grow up
    • what you ate for dinner
    • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
    • what you’re going to be for halloween
    • what you want for christmas
    • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK

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    kaonashizen:

    bleu:

    look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

    Im in love with Chris Pratt

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  13.   death-b4decaf:

dut-dut-goose:

musicalmelody:

Happy Birthday
I’ve never felt more uncomfortable


Happy birthday to meeee!

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    death-b4decaf:

    dut-dut-goose:

    musicalmelody:

    Happy Birthday

    I’ve never felt more uncomfortable

    Happy birthday to meeee!

    (via brassholes)

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    notenoughtosurvive:

    unamusedsloth:

    Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

    This is my new favorite thing

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