"I'm not the hero! I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt"
Seth MacFarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"

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    just read a status where a girl wrote “finely” instead of “finally”

    it hurt to read

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    hey guys ask me stuff! I promise ill post good responses! I just need a distraction for the time being

  3.   i just vomited in my mouth

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    i just vomited in my mouth

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    andrvw:

    black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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  7.   tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

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    tomatogami:

    tomatogami:

    im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

    i was high as fuck last night

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    pleatedjeans:

    Photographer Perfectly Places iPhone Photos (28 Pics)

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    not-safe-for-earth:

    ikantenggelem:

    Disney x Marvel -source-

    This is amazing. #rocketrescuerangers

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    almyro:

    we need a deadpool marvel movie

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    demonscar-recklessabandon:

    Pretty much every session of D&D ever

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    queen-juvia:

    this is my favorite thing of the day

    so my parents used to ‘take naps’ during the day and lock their doors. We didn’t think anything about it, since my brother and I were like 6 and my sister didn’t want to think about what was happening. I realized what was going on by the time I was ten or so

    I’m twenty now, my brother is 19 and a marine. About 5 years ago, he looks up from his plate during dinner. After about 4 seconds of silence and staring at my parents, he says “So how come you two always used to lock us out when you took naps?”

    My sister and I made the most awkward eye contact, trying not to hysterically laugh. My mom and dad’s heads perk up like meerkats, their eyes wider than someone who just shotgunned a 10 pack of monster.

    After a few seconds of awkward silence, he says “What’s so… oh my god…”

    And we never spoke of it again

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    tentarude:

    troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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    vinebox:

    Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

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