Capitalism is the only way... It moves our country forward. It's what makes America great, and England okay, and France terrible.
-Ron Swanson

  1.  

    drowningheta:

    gallifreyburning:

    giraffepoliceforce:

    I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

    They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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    Canada’s time to shine has come

    (via redfire09)

    Source: giraffepoliceforce

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    blood-on-the-dance:

    Duck…

    (via eternalhermit)

    Source: blood-on-the-dance

  3.   morivan:

shillelaghs:

Snapchat is fun

I’m gonna pretend Cruster said precisely this.Looking precisely like this.

I’m ok with thisThis is teenage cruster

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    morivan:

    shillelaghs:

    Snapchat is fun

    I’m gonna pretend Cruster said precisely this.

    Looking precisely like this.

    I’m ok with this
    This is teenage cruster

    Source: shillelaghs

  4.   Snapchat is fun

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    Snapchat is fun

  5.   thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle.""Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-""Tackle, Jarvis!""Yes, sir."

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    thecharliecharmander:

    "Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle."
    "Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-"
    "Tackle, Jarvis!"
    "Yes, sir."

    (via zbrexx)

    Source: super-tr4mp

  6.   These spam bots gotta do better work
They gotta work on this shit

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    These spam bots gotta do better work

    They gotta work on this shit

  7.  

    sirartwork:

    Be careful what you wish for!

    (via darthrader)

    Source: sirartwork

  8.   wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

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    wiggles-omg:

    The most iconic photo of all time.

    (via classybowties)

    Source: wiggles-omg

  9.  

    bobs-burgers-gifs:

    By Request: S3xE03

    (via thepastyscene)

    Source: bobs-burgers-gifs

  10.   sotou:

Dang it.

She should have the defense of an armored tank, falling out of a plane and surviving

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    sotou:

    Dang it.

    She should have the defense of an armored tank, falling out of a plane and surviving

    (via sartorius25)

    Source: thisiselliz

  11.   Ok. As much as I’m disappointed with the newer generations of pokemon, there have been a couple of badasses
And Greninja is the coolest fucker I’ve seen in a while

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    Ok. As much as I’m disappointed with the newer generations of pokemon, there have been a couple of badasses

    And Greninja is the coolest fucker I’ve seen in a while

    (via 1vy-saur)

    Source: de2

  12.   WAAAAAARIO

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    WAAAAAARIO

    (via 1vy-saur)

    Source: hocotate-civ

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    salty-and-slightlyspicy:

    jhunnyplaysdamello:

    salty-and-slightlyspicy:

    a beginner band consisting of over 100 oboe, piccolo, flugelhorn, and Eb clarinet players playing nothing but tuning sequences and hot cross buns.

    Why

    because fuck you

    You forgot Bagpipes 

    (via brassholes)

    Source: salty-and-slightlyspicy

  14.  

    strangersthatsmell:

    auntytany:

    lostbeasts:

    i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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    holy

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    friggin

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    shit

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    i still think HORSES are big but

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    would you

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    just

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    cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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    FUCK

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    That Edward scissorhands dinosaur though

    (via wizardlife)

    Source: lostbeasts

  15.  

    weloveshortvideos:

    That game is nasty - Vine by MrLegenDarius

    "Ages 12 to Adult"

    (via carbonbase)

    Source: weloveshortvideos.com