"I'm not the hero! I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt"
Seth MacFarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West"

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    karengilian:

    NEVER FORGET 

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  4.   bailorboo:

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun


Omg

Holy fuck no

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    bailorboo:

    truthteahunty:

    unverified-reality:

    This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

    she had buns, hun

    Omg

    Holy fuck no

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    ruineshumaines:

    Liz Climo on Tumblr.

    Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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    evannaleraven-elf:

    An elf walks into a bar,
    A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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    leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    princess-romanova:

    So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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    And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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    My mum is the best 

    Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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    I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

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    thepianogirl1:

    amberbydreams:

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    talikira:

    wholmesianmisfit:

    Who remembers

    Motherfucking Scholastic

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    Book

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    Orders

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    And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

    at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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    I seriously miss the book fair.

    Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

    MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

    We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

    Oh the good old days

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  10.   tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

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    tyleroakley:

    all you could ever need in a book

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    Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

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    gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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  15.   hermanncrab:

just cut it off cut off my other arm too i don’t give a fuck

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    hermanncrab:

    just cut it off cut off my other arm too i don’t give a fuck

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